Chronicles of Underdog 25/11

If that fker havent left the coy before i resign or jump ship, i plan to send email to every1 before i leave. This will be a record of my test, patience and tolerance for this chao keng collegue.

25/11

There were 9 pages of documents and was share by 3 colleagues to work on it. Thus I pick up calls. I have to eat and pick up call at the same time. It wasn’t that I mind. Just that sometimes it piss me off why I can offer that bloody fker can have his personal time to eat at his own pace w/o ppl disturbing him, and I have to pause and eat at the same time just to clear the incoming call queues. U know, even if he has eaten, he will not pick up call also. So regardless what, Im the one who will pick up all the calls. He will WAYANG when u guys are still around, picking up calls. WHAT A ACTOR!! My blood boils when he say, “Sorry Lao Ban (Boss), I go eat first,” My inner thoughts was “F U..u eat first or eat last, im always the one who pick up call, u don’t have to REPORT to me whether your eating so I can be EVEN MORE DILLIGENT to pick up the calls…come on”

Checking of that 9 doc

I am always the one checking, unless its done by myself, I will give it to him for verification. U knw what, despite I have more work on hand than him and kept delaying the checking due to the incoming calls, however im always faster than him. He always take his time checking or I have to describe, Dili Daddli…take his own sweet time..what the hell hes doing…? Trying to siam the calls is it? Come on..U don’t have to siam..cos I know yr bloody pattern…its CHAO KENG. On 25/11, the incoming prority calls was especially a lot, and he is doing his own mandane stuff which of a DEFINITELY LESSER PRIORITY…he did not pick up the calls…and I was bloody checking the 9 docs. I had to initiate to pick up the calls, and restart the checking everytime. U knw what. If he is the one who checking, I have no doubt he will say, “Hey, priority call, pick up” So if im the one who checking, he can BLOODY BA LONG LONG is it????

Doing crap till late nite

He always say he got many people to call. I understand as I done his work before. However, jus comparing from my point of view, I fking has more task on hand than him, and he really take his time. I do D1, call logs, take on incoming calls during day time, emails, doing Full time CHAMPION taking calls, clearing my own call logs so the morning shift won’t complain. What he do….fking call his own precious non important work and nothing else. My blood boils cos I believe I can call faster than him if im not doing anything else….what is he fking doing…..CHAO KENGING AGAIN?

Moments of Boiling point

I was the one picking calls from 6-9plus at nite, bloody a lot of T call and many many more misc calls. Guess what, he fking doing his stupid calls, complaining to me how much he had to do, talking this clt is what is what, why cant he just SHUT UP and JUST DO IT? He tell me this when I was the only one picking up all the calls, “Hey, many incoming calls..” hinting to me to picking up faster??? My inner thoughts, “U NW THEN KNW..COME ON..U OLD BIRD, U TINK I CHO BO..DOING NOTHING IS IT ? MY HANDS HAVENT REST, TALKING NON STOP, BLOODY SYSTEM IS SPOILT, MANUALLY ENTERING ALL THE DETAILS. U TELLING ME THIS…what u doing instead if u know a lot of call…BLOODY FKING STUPID R U? U wan me to act like u, ORDER U TO PICK UP CALLS HUH?

Aftermath of duties

Since im the one who pick up most calls almost continuously, there are also other operation that can be done by the fker and me in this shift to lighten the burden of the morning crew. However, he will bo chap (cant be bothered), never assit to clear them. U know, everytime I sacrifice time not to do my own mandane task like – sendin emailing to clients, internal operations, doing operation stuff, clearing email (I know Ms BB is busy enough), unattended call logs (missed by us). He always went home on time..like a rat going back to his barrow. Its amazing to see his speed and vitality at which he pack his bag and sneaks off. The transformation of a worm to a dragon.

He always calls me boss

I fking hate it when he call me boss…Im not the boss…im his slave, doing all his shit work coy pay him to do nothing cos im taking on the blows. What he do…BARE MINIMUM. He always say he seldom make mistakes, u know why..cos he fking do so little work… This coy is great, having this parasite to suck the life out of me.

Did u know..

that he is ask to leave by his previous company
that he once work in this company before and left
that he take bundles of free coffee and tea mixes and put them in his bag during events
that he make weird noises at night as if hes..ahem....
that he take old newspapaer lyin ard in the office and put them in his bag