S$1M for Mas Nasi Lemak

Will heroes prevail and catch Mas Nasi Lemak to win S$1M??

Questions that ring in my mind imagining that i do quit my FT job and become a MAS Nasi Lemak hunter, the Dark knight:

1. Dead or alive? Fresh or Frozen? Do we still entitled to the reward?

2. Is the rewards monthly installments payout or in full? As payout in full will be better as inflation will reduce my money.

3. If more than 1 person catch him, do we get to split the reward like splitting lottery winnings, or must only be only one person entitled like amazing race? Like i catch him, but some1 saw him also and assit but waywang try to catch him. So who will be the one gaining this reward? The wayang one or me?

4. If i snap a photo showing im the one who spotted Mas nasi lemak, do i still entitled to the reward? Shld have some commission.

5. If he is to stab me or im injured in the process, do i still entitled to my insurance as i fully well aware that he is a dangerous criminal..and yet i want to risk it. This is public service with compensation leh.

6. Can i broke traffic rules, damage the environment like the "demolition man" just to catch one criminal in the case there is a high speed pursuit along CTE or PIE w/o paying fines?

7. Can i dont reveal myself to the media when i successfully caught him as most likely i be the next target on the terrorist's wanted list to bomb? I worry they track me down then i may end up need to jump across HDB rooftops and become the next dark knight.

8. If i use unlawful method to catch Mas Nasi Lemak, will i still be penalised even i caught the criminal as i become a criminal?

9. If Mas Selmat is to testify and say he surrender instead of admitting being caught red handed by us, what will happen to my reward?

10. If the reward givers were to escape to avoid giving the reward or disappear...who do i claim this reward from?

11. Got Ghament tax anot? I already kana shock to know even charity need pay tax one...

12. If i catch him, i turn down reward...will people say i siao or say i saint??? HAHAHAHA....tan gu gu...

13. If i caught him when i serving reserve, can i still claim reward as i still serving my duty as a county man but i seek financial rewards by doing this public service? Chieem rite...i learn this in Sg law...got a law like if work in public service, like protecting ppl one..like cops...cant get reward one...cos their duties...

14. Can i claim transport fees and misc charges while i in the process of catching him? Must show u the receipts anot? Even detectives also got receipts one.

Disclaimer: Some random thoughts in my head regarding the "What if" for situations like the above to happen...not to be taken serious :)..and i purposely tried to write in as singlish as possible...haha..time to zzzz