SLACKER KING
He is my senior, he is always busy (with nothing), he is proud that he make no mistakes (cos he do minimal work), he will make sure you do his work (cos he senior), his work is more important than yours (i have no idea what he do)...he is the king of slackers..and he is good in covering his ass..covering his tracks...today i will show you the skills you need to be a slacker but the flaw is that you must have a guai guai collegue like me to take yr shit.
SK Skill 1: Use tools to show your collegues you are super busy
Today, the same collegue mc again. thus slack king is taking over her duities, working over time.
As predicted, he shows me his book, from afar, saying he have so much clients to call. As usual, i just smile and say nothing. I already know i going to pick up all calls.
He do no emails, no extra works, no arrows, he just do that name list for the morning till night..a total of 14 hrs...doing that. When he left for home, i check the book..and it turns out theres only 10 names to contact..he had show me the name list for a previous day which is longer...Im tinking.."WTH?!?!...i already know you r a slacker, but you dont have to lie about what ur busy with????"
SK skill 2: Shoot the arrow when your collegue is not on guard
Calls will be routed from desk to desk till some1 picks up. Thus i was having my dinner and i was picking up call also..while he do his "fake" or lazy calls...i missed one phone call and the call was routed to him, while mine was "logged out" automatic. Later i went to the loo..when i come back, my phone was "logged in" again.
When the phone was logged out, one need to manually log in to receive call again. So guess wat...i imagine him creeping to my desk, press the login button, and ENSURE ME THAT I WILL NOT WAYWANG LIKE HIM----> this is the only reason i can think of as why did he do that...since IM ALREADY THE ONE PICKING UP ALL THE CALLS!!!!
SK skill 3: Plead for aid and use the weakness of the opponent heart to do your chore
SK king kept on repeating he so busy, so many to call. He ask me to help him call one of his client. Guess what...i done it within FREAKING 15 mins...OMG...shake my head....guess how i feel when i saw his list and its just 10 names..i just did 10percent of his work for him.
PS: i mayb wrong in my interpretations of his above actions...but im just too frustrated...i wish i can tell him " you are byfar the most chao keng, most wayang, most lazy collegue and im truely marvel that the coy has hired you to train me to take up more work load and as a result, i have become more efficient. Thank you"
4 years ago
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